June 19, 2026

4 thoughts on “Fuel Famine Rituals Unleash Ectoplasmic Harvest

  1. Okay, so are they saying the oil companies are *making* prices go up just to mess with us, like some kind of evil magic? What’s the “meticulous” part even mean then, like they’ve got a whole plan for this ectoplasm stuff?

  2. Are they harvesting ectoplasm from our fear of fill-ups? Sounds like something the aliens would do to power their ships!

  3. Is it the ectoplasm that’s making the gas prices go up? They never tell us the real stuff on the news.

  4. Is this like when the government steals your soul for gas money? I knew it! They’re harvesting our ectoplasm, just like my grandson warned me about!

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